Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
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