I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
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