Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
Your drunken mistake is coming over to see if she wants to buy any of our furniture. I know youre desperate, but try not to fuck her, without a condom, for a fourth time, while shes there.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
You left me a really long voicemail saying, "Hey, it's meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee." and then the rest is just loud laughter
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