this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
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