she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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