i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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