Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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