I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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