Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
I just saw a hot homeless man
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
my sisters under your porch take her home
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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