Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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