Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Dear yesterdays makeup, Thank you for always being there when I stay up late binge drinking on weeknights and am running late to work Friday morning. You're the best.
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
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