he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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