this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
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