id be glad to
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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