We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
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