you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
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