If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
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