Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
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