Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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