STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
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