Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
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