You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
There are leaves in my underwear?
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