I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
Cover your peen. We're going out.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
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