Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
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