that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
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