Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
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