Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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