There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
Randomize
