thus making me awesome and them whores
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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