sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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