Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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