it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
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