What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
We're too hungover to prance.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
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