My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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