a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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