My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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