I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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