Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
Randomize
