break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
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