Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
Have you ever woken up and said a thank you prayer to the beer gods for allowing you to wake up in the morning and still have the ability to walk and talk? Because we should.
Randomize
