I skipped work to stalk him.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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