I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
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