You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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