All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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