ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
Then you guys just all showered together...?
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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