I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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