its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
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