he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
I enjoy the company of your penis
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
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