is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
I got kicked out of an open bar wedding reception. The bride "felt threatened" by my presence. Not my fault she's ugly
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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