been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
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