yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
don't judge my taste in strippers
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
Randomize
