apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
I wish life had little blips of pornography
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
Another thing to add to the list of things not to do while I'm drunk......explain to the upstairs neighborr how to have quiet orgasams......she now thinks I want to be part of a threesome......fuck my life
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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